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All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

February 23

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

John and his wife Susan are winding down for the evening getting ready for bed. Susan stands in front of a fulllength mirror scrutinizing her reflection with a critical eye. She furrows her brow, takes a deep breath, and finally speaks. "You know, love," she begins, her voice tinged with melancholy. "I look in this mirror and see an old woman staring back at me. My face is all wrinkled and my once perky breasts now barely stay above my waist. My backside is hanging out a mile. And just look at my legs. They're fat and my arms are so flabby." 

     John, already nestled under the covers with a book in his hands, looks up and watches her with a mixture of concern and tenderness. He sees her turning towards him, her eyes seeking reassurance. "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself," she pleads, her voice almost breaking. 

     He sets his book down, his mind racing for the right words to comfort her. He thinks long and hard, wanting to say something that will truly lift her spirits. After what feels like an eternity, he speaks up in a soft, gentle voice. "Well," he finally replies, "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1455 - Johannes Gutenberg prints his first Bible.


1540 - Francisco VΓ‘zquez de Coronado's expedition sets off from Mexico in search of the Seven Cities of Gold (Cibola).


1836 - The Alamo is besieged for 13 days until March 6 by the Mexican army under General Santa Anna; the entire garrison is eventually killed.

1886 - The Times of London newspaper publishes the world's first classified ad.

1904 - US acquires control of the Panama Canal Zone for $10 million.


1945 - US Marines raise the flag of the United States on top of Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima. Pulitzer Prize-winning photo by Joe Rosenthal later becomes iconic, inspiring the Marine Corps War Memorial sculpture.


1954 - First mass inoculation against polio with the Jonas Salk vaccine takes place at Arsenal Elementary School in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.


1998 - Osama bin Laden publishes a fatwa declaring jihad against all Jews and Crusaders.

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1983: Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari, of Parks and Recreation, has a birthday today.

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National Dog Biscuit Day - These things are so good, sometimes I'll even let the dog eat one!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester

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