It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… My shadow’s hiding under a tree, too hot to follow me.
It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… My shadow’s hiding under a tree, too hot to follow me.
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March 30
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two beers, one for me and one for my best buddy."
The bartender says, "You want both beers now, or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"
The man says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my pocket right here." With that, he pulls out the little 3-in man from his pocket.
The bartender is shocked. "Wow. And you mean to tell me he can drink that much beer?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink it all and then some," the man replies.
So, the bartender proceeds to pour two beers. Sure enough, the little guy downs the entire beer. "That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, buddy, go get that quarter."
The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter, runs back, and hands it to the man. The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's a hoot," says the bartender. "What else can he do? Does he talk?"
The man looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise and squawks. "Talk? Sure. He talks too bloody much. Hey buddy, tell them about that time we were in Africa on safari and you told that witch doctor to go screw himself."
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240 BC - First recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet.
1856 - The Russian Empire, the Ottoman Empire, Great Britain, France and the Kingdom of Sardinia sign the Treaty of Paris ending the Crimean War.
1867 - The United States buys Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000 (109 million in 2018 dollars), roughly 2 cents an acre.
1870 - The 15th Amendment to the US Constitution is adopted, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race.
1984 - World's most valuable tip - New York police detective Robert Cunningham offers waitress Phyllis Penzo half of a $1 lottery ticket; the next day, they win $6 million.
2023 - Key figures in Artificial Intelligence including Elon Musk and Steve Wozniak sign an open letter warning the race to develop AI systems is out of control and asking for a suspension of at least six months.
1968: Titanic singer Céline Dion is having a birthday today.
National Virtual Vacation Day - That's where I am right now!!

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester, 2025