It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
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April 17
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
A male patient is lying in bed at the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student, female nurse appears and begins to give him a partial sponge bath.
As she dips a washcloth into the water and begins to gently wash his arms and chest, he mumbles from behind the mask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
His words hang awkwardly in the air, and the nurse's eyes widen, her face flushing bright red. "Uh, I'm just here to wash your upper body and feet, sir," she stammers.
She resumes her task, trying to focus, but the man won't let it go. His breathing becomes a little more labored, and he asks again, this time with a hint of urgency, "Uh, please, nurse, just check. Are my testicles black?"
The nurse hesitates, clearly torn. Reluctantly, she pulls back the bed covers, lifts his hospital gown, and takes a careful clinical look. After a moment, she straightens up, her face still burning with embarrassment. "Everything looks perfectly fine, sir," she assures him.
The patient blinks a few times and then, with great effort, he slowly removes his oxygen mask. His lips curl into a faint smile as he says deliberately and slowly, "Thank you for checking. Now listen very, very closely. ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK??"
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1492 - Christopher Columbus signs a contract with Spanish monarchs King Ferdinand II of Aragon and Queen Isabella I to find the "Indies" with the stated goal of converting people to Catholicism. This promises him 10% of all riches found and the governorship of any lands encountered.
1895 - Treaty of Shimonoseki is signed ending the First Sino-Japanese War (1894-95)
1917 - Vladimir Lenin issues his radical "April Theses" calling for Soviets to take power during the Russian Revolution.
1961 - 1,400 Cuban exiles land in the Bay of Pigs in a doomed attempt to overthrow Fidel Castro.
1982 - Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau and Queen Elizabeth II sign the "Proclamation of the Constitution Act", establishing the "Charter of Rights and Freedoms" as part of the country’s new Constitution.
2011 - "Game of Thrones" TV series based on the fantasy novels by George R. R. Martin premieres on HBO, starring Emilia Clarke, Sean Bean, Lena Headey, and Peter Dinklage.
2012 - The 8th century St. Cuthbert Gospel, Europe's oldest intact book, is purchased by the British Library for 9 million pounds.
1959: Actor Sean Bean, Ned Stark in Game of Thrones, is having a birthday on the 15th anniversary of that show.
National Pet ID Day - I just checked my dog and her tag is missing. I am reordering now. Get your pets, tagged, and also Air Tagged.

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester, 2025