It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… that you can make INSTANT sun tea.
It's S🌞🌞🌞 H🌞T… that you can make INSTANT sun tea.
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April 11
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
Dylan is practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swings a little too hard and sends the ball through his neighbor's window. Dylan runs over and rings the doorbell three times. After no one answers for a few minutes, he opens the door to see broken glass everywhere. There's a lamp lying on the ground and a huge Arabian man wearing a turban sitting on the couch. Dylan asks, "Who are you?"
The man replies, "I am a genie you have freed from that lamp."
Dylan asks, "Oh man, do I get three wishes?"
The genie replies, "Since you freed me by accident, you only get two and I get one."
Dylan thinks about it and realizes what he wants. "I want to be the best golfer ever."
The surprised genie asks, "You sure? Most people wish for money, but okay, granted," the genie continues. "Now your wife gets one wish."
Dylan brings over his wife, who wishes right away. "I want a million dollars every week of my life."
The genie says, "Granted. And now for my wish," says the genie. "I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years. So, it's been a while since I've been with a woman. I want one day of wild crazy love making with your wife, Dylan."
Dylan yells, "No way."
The genie asks, "Not even for $1 million a week."
Dylan turns to his wife, who says, "I guess for all that I should, but not until Dylan leaves."
Dylan agrees. "Okay, have fun, I guess," and leaves.
Dylan's wife then proceeds to have wild crazy love making for the rest of the day with the genie. When they're finished, the genie asks how old her husband is. "45," she replies.
The genie laughs and asks, "Isn't he a little old to be believing in genies?"
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1783 - Hostilities formally cease in the American Revolutionary War after the Continental Congress proclaims the "Cessation of Arms" against His Britannic Majesty.
1814 - Napoléon Bonaparte abdicates unconditionally and is exiled to the island of Elba in the Mediterranean.
1900 - The first modern submarine, designed and built by John Philip Holland, USS Holland, is acquired by the U.S. Navy.
1955 - Chartered Air India plane "Kashmir Princess" is bombed and crashes into the South China Sea in a failed assassination attempt on Zhou Enlai by a Kuomintang secret agent.
1968 - President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the 1968 Civil Rights Act.
1979 - Tanzanian army captures Kampala, the capital of Uganda forcing Ugandan dictator Idi Amin to flee into exile in Libya.
2015 - Barack Obama and Raúl Castro meet in Panama, the first meeting of US and Cuban heads of state since the Cuban Revolution.
1960: Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is jamming another high gear today. Jeremy is having a birthday.
National Pet Day - As if everyday isn't a pet day in my house, walking, playing, petting, feeding, picking up, emptying litter boxes, torn shoes...

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester, 2025