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January 31
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
Three doctors with a growing private practice decide to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Beth. They then met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.
The first doctor says, "Well, she does a really good job with the patients, but I'm concerned Beth is mixing things up a bit. I told her that her shift was from 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. and she showed up at 5:00 a.m. the next day."
The second doctor chimes in, "I have had some similar issues. I told Beth to tell the patient they needed to take one antibiotic every 6 hours, and she told them they needed to take six every 1 hour."
The third doctor looks shocked. "I have had absolutely no issues so far." Suddenly, the three doctors hear a blood curdling scream coming from the next room.
"Oh," says the third doctor. "I see what you mean. I just asked Beth to prick the boil on the patient in the next room."
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1519 - Colonization of the America's in the late 1500s killed so many people it cooled the planet and led to a "Little Ice Age", according to a scientific report published in "Quaternary Science Reviews".
1865 - Congress passes, by a vote of 121-24, the 13th Amendment to the US Constitution, abolishing slavery in the United States except as punishment for a crime.
1943 - German Field Marshal Friedrich Paulus surrenders to Soviet troops at Stalingrad.
1950 - President Harry Truman publicly announces support for the development of a hydrogen bomb.
1985 - South African President P. W. Botha offers to free Nelson Mandela if he denounces violence.
1947: Mike from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, Jonathan Banks, is having a birthday today.
National Hot Chocolate Day - And who has the best hot chocolate in Why?? The Why Not of course!!

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didnโt need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The โWeatherโ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to itsโ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became โWhy Nutts!!โ and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a โQuote of the Dayโ but transitioned that into โJoke of the Dayโ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester