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Three passengers are on board a small twin engine plane when it develops engine problems. The pilot realizes that the plane will not be able to continue its flight over the mountains. With no place to land, he decides to put it on autopilot and talk to the passengers. Arriving in the passenger compartment, he announces that the plane is going to crash. He tells the passengers that there are only three parachutes on board and that he is going to take one of them. With that said, he grabs one of the chutes and bails out of the ailing plane. 

     The three remaining passengers look at each other and almost immediately one begins to speak. "I'm a CEO of three major companies. Many important projects worldwide are depending on me to manage them. I'm probably the smartest man on earth and therefore I deserve one of the parachutes." He then picks up a parachute and leaps out of the airplane. 

     The two remaining passengers, a priest and a boy scout, just look at each other. Then the priest begins to speak. I am old and have lived most of my life. I'm confident of my future and not afraid to die. Please take the remaining chute and jump from the plane before it crashes. The boy scout just smiles and says, "Don't worry, we're both going to be okay. Remember that last guy, the smartest man in the world? He just jumped out of the plane holding my backpack. 

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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1895 - William Morgan presents his new sport "Mintonette" to the world at Springfield College, Massachusetts, later renames it "Volleyball".

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