🗞️The WNTS Digest 📰

A young man moves to California hoping for a fresh start. After settling in, he heads to a big box store looking for a job. The manager sizes him up and asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" 

     The young man, standing a little straighter, says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." 

     The manager nods, seemingly impressed. "All right, you start tomorrow. I'll check in after we close to see how you did. 

     The next day, the young man arrives bright and early, ready to take on his new role. However, by the time the store closes, he's exhausted, his feet aching from all the running around. The manager approaches him with a raised eyebrow, clearly expecting a dismal report. "How many customers bought something from you today?" the manager asks, crossing his arms. 

     The young man, wiping the sweat from his eyebrow, replies, "Just one." 

     "One? Just one?" The manager sounds almost insulted. "Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day. What did you sell? A candy bar?" 

     The young man shifts nervously, but keeps his voice steady. "Actually, the sale was over $125,000." 

     The manager's jaw nearly drops to the floor. "Over $125,000? What in the world did you sell?" 

     With a casual shrug, the young man explains, "Well, first I sold him a fish hook, then a new fishing rod. I asked where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he'd need a boat. We went to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he mentioned his Honda Civic wouldn't pull the boat, so I took him to the automotive section and sold him an Expedition." 

     The manager is staring at him speechless. "So, a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck." 

     The young man shakes his head side to side. "No, no. He came in to buy tampons for his wife. I just told him, 'Dude, your weekend is shot. You might as well go fishing.’"

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