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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting in a bar enjoying their beers. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know what? I'm going to go to college." Jim then leaves the bar and makes his way to the local college. 

     He is met by the dean of administration, who explains to Jim what classes he's going to attend. "All right, Jim. You're going to take four classes," says the dean. "English, math, science, and logic." 

     "Logic?" asks Jim. "What the heck is that?" 

     "Here, I'll give you an example," says the dean. "Do you own a weed whacker?" 

     "Yes, I do," Jim responds proudly. 

     "Well, if you own a weed whacker, then logically speaking, you own a lawn," says the dean. 

     "Yes, yes, I do have a lawn," Jim replies. 

     The dean continues. "Well,  if you have a lawn, then logically speaking, you own a house." 

     "Yes, yes, I do have a house," Jim says with amazement. 

     "And if you have a house," says the dean, "then logically speaking, you have a family." 

     "Yes, yes, I do have a family," says Jim. 

     "And if you have a family, then logically speaking, you have a wife," continues the dean. "And if you have a wife, then logically speaking, you're heterosexual." 

     "Yes, yes, I do have a wife and I am heterosexual," says Jim. "Wow, I can't believe you found out all that just because you knew I had a weed whacker." 

     "Well, that's what logic is," the dean responds. 

     Jim excitedly returns to the bar. "Bob, I'm taking four classes in college. English, math, science, and logic." Jim bursts. 

     "Logic?" asks Bob. "What the heck is that?" 

     "Here, let me give you an example," says Jim. "Do you own a weed whacker?" he asks. 

     "Nope," replies Bob. 

     "Well," says Jim proudly. "Then you're gay."

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