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🗞️The WNTS Digest 📰

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

April 7

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. 

     "Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad," gushed son number one, a surgeon. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient. You know how it is. And I didn't have time to get you a gift." 

     "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." 

     Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced. "You and mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." 

     "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come." 

     Just then, the daughter, a marketing executive, arrived. "Hello, and happy anniversary. I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town, and I was really busy packing, so I didn't have time to get you anything." 

     After they finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. But despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years, your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married." 

     The three children gasped, and one said, "You mean we're bastards?" 

     "Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones at that." 

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🗓️Today in History

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😂Joke of the Day😲

30 - Scholars estimate for the crucifixion of Jesus by Roman troops in Jerusalem.

529 - First draft of Corpus Juris Civilis or the Justinian Code (a fundamental work in jurisprudence) is issued by Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian I.

1927 - First long-distance television transmission: an image of Secretary of Commerce Herbert Hoover is sent from Washington, D.C. to NYC by AT&T.


1948 - World Health Organization is formed by the United Nations.

1954 - President Dwight D. Eisenhower, in a news conference, is the first to voice fear of a "domino effect" of communism in the Indochina region.


1968 - Riots continue in over 100 US cities following the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

1969 - The Internet's symbolic birth date: publication of RFC 1.

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1954: Martial Arts actor Jackie Chan is kickin' up his birthday today.

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National Beer Day - Buaauurrrp!!

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🕙Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest 🗓️

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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