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Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"...   His dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way - I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class, and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." 

So, Little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. Little Johnny goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. 

The next morning, Little Johnny says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."  

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."  

Little Johnny replies...   "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in Deep Shit."

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                     Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦'F' them Russians. Take it all back

1479 - Treaty of Alcaçovas: Portugal gives the Canary Islands to Castile in exchange for claims in West Africa.

1836 - Battle of the Alamo: After 13 days of fighting 1,500-3,000 Mexican soldiers overwhelm the Texan defenders, killing 182-257 Texans including William Travis, Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett.

1857 - Dred Scott Decision: US Supreme Court rules Africans cannot be US citizens.

1869 - Dmitri Mendeleev presents the first periodic table of the elements to the Russian Chemical Society.

1899 - "Aspirin" (acetylsalicylic acid) is patented by Felix Hoffmann at German company Bayer.

1921 - Police in Sunbury, Pennsylvania, issue an edict requiring Women to wear skirts at least 4 inches below the knee.

1964 - Boxing legend Cassius Clay joins the Nation of Islam and changes his name to "Muhammad Ali", calling his former title a "slave name".

1945: Well he's 🎶Old Time Rock & Roll🎶 now. Rock Singer Bob Seger of Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, has a birthday today.

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