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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop, her pigtails bouncing with every step. She approaches the counter where a kindly old shopkeeper is organizing bags of pet food. Then, in the sweetest little lisp you can imagine, she asks, "Excuthe me, thir. Do you have any wittle wabbits?" 

     The shopkeeper, charmed beyond measure, sets down the bag of pellets and smiles warmly. "Why, hello there, young lady,” he says, his voice softening to match her gentle tone. He walks around the counter and kneels down to her level, his knees creaking in protest. "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit?" "Or maybe," he gestures toward a nearby pen. "One like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there." 

     The girl rocks back and forth on her heels, her little dress swaying with her movements. She clasps her hands behind her back, glances shyly at the rabbits, and then looks back at the shopkeeper. Finally, she leans forward slightly, hands on her knees, and in a soft whisper, she replies, "I don't think my python will really give a thit!!"

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1864 - Battle of Gate Pā (Pukehinahina): 1,700 British troops suffer their worst defeat of the New Zealand Wars at the hands of 230 entrenched Māori warriors in Tauranga.

1872 - Jesse James' gang robs a bank of $1,500 in Columbia, Kentucky, killing bank employee Robert A.C. Martin during the crime.

1916 - Irish republicans abandon the post office in Dublin and surrender unconditionally, ending the Easter Rising.

1945 - US Army liberates 31,601 people from the Dachau Nazi concentration camp in Germany.

1857 - First edition of Peter Roget's Thesaurus is published in Britain and has never been out of print since.

1967 - Aretha Franklin releases her single "Respect" (written by Otis Redding), Billboard Song of the Year 1967.

1975 - US begins to evacuate its citizens from Saigon in Operation Frequent Wind in response to advancing North Vietnamese forces, bringing an end to US involvement in the Vietnam War.

1990 - Wrecking cranes begin tearing down the Berlin Wall at the Brandenburg Gate.

1991 - Cyclone strikes the Chittagong district in Bangladesh, killing 139,000 people and leaving 10 million homeless.

1997 - Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993 comes into force, outlawing the production, stockpiling, and use of chemical weapons among its signatories.

1933: Willy Nelson is knocking out another birthday today.

National Zzzzzziiiiiipppppeeeerrrrr Day - So glad we aren’t a total velcro society!!