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🗞️The WNTS Digest 📰

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

April 12

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

A woman strolls into a small cozy restaurant in the heart of a southern town. She finds a corner booth and settles in. Craving something crispy and delicious, she orders a plate of fried chicken. Eager to eat, she digs in a little too fast. Halfway through a particularly big bite, she feels something sharp catch in her throat. A chicken bone. Her eyes widen as she starts to choke, her hands flailing around as she tries to signal for help. 

     At the next booth, Bobby and Billy Ray, two local country boys, are leisurely sipping their sweet tea, discussing last night's fishing trip. Suddenly, they notice the commotion from the corner of their eyes. Without a second thought, they jump into action. Bobby nudges Billy Ray and they both get up, shuffling over to the woman. 

     Bobby, in his infinite wisdom, or so he thinks, drops his coveralls to his knees and bends over, positioning himself right in front of the choking woman. To everyone's surprise, Billy Ray takes his cue and starts licking Bobby's bare butt. 

     The woman's eyes widen in shock and her face twists in utter disgust at the surreal scene before her. In an overwhelming wave of nausea, she suddenly vomits, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Gasping for breath, but relieved to be alive, she wipes her mouth, still in disbelief at what just happened. 

     Bobby, ever so casual, pulls his coveralls back up and turns to Billy Ray with a grin. "You was right, Billy Ray," he says as he pats him on the back. "That heinie lick maneuver works every time."

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🗓️Today in History

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

1204 - The Fourth Crusade occupies and plunders Constantinople.


1811 - First US colonists on the Pacific coast arrive at Cape Disappointment, Washington.


1861 - Fort Sumter in South Carolina is attacked by the Confederacy, beginning the American Civil War.


1927 - Kuomintang leader Chiang Kai-shek begins a counter-revolution by violently suppressing Communist groups.


1937 - Engineer Frank Whittle ground-tests the first jet engine designed to power an aircraft in Rugby, England.


1954 - Bill Haley & His Comets record "Rock Around the Clock".


1961 - Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel into space and orbit Earth, aboard the Vostok 1 spacecraft.


2023 - Ghana is the first country to approve a new vaccine for malaria, Mosquirix (RTS,S), developed at Oxford University. It is the first major vaccine approved first in Africa.

🎂Birthdays:

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1946: Married… With Children actor Ed O'Neill has a birthday today.

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National Licorice Day- And who has the best licorice in Why?? The Why Not of course!!

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🕙Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest 🗓️

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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