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🗞️The WNTS Digest 📰

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

December 2

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Tenth Year of Publication

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

A teenage boy walks into a pharmacy to buy his first box of condoms. He doesn't really know what he's looking for, though, so he decides to ask the pharmacist his opinion. "What can I do for you, son?" asks the pharmacist. 

     Teen: "Well, I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents at dinner tonight, and she and I agreed that afterward we'd get intimate for the first time. So, I'd like to buy some condoms, sir."

     "Well, that's no problem. How many do you need?" says the pharmacist. "They come in three, six, and 12 packs." 

     "Well," replies the teen. "I'm hoping that our first time is really awesome, so maybe I should get the 12-pack." 

     Later that evening, the teen arrives at his girlfriend's house and takes his seat at the dinner table. When the time for grace comes up, the boy volunteers to pray. He prays for a long, long time before coming to the amen. His girlfriend leans over and says, "You didn't tell me you were so religious." 

     The teen replies, "You didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist."

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🗓️Today in History

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

1804 - General Napoleon Bonaparte is crowned Emperor of the French at the Notre Dame de Paris in a ceremony officiated by Pope Pius VII.


1823 - President James Monroe declares the "Monroe Doctrine" opposing European colonialism in the Americas, arguing any European political intervention in the New World would be a hostile act against the United States.


1845 - President James K. Polk announces to Congress that the United States should aggressively expand into the West, a widely held belief termed "manifest destiny" by newspaper editor John O'Sullivan.

1927 - The first Model A Ford sells for $385.


1929 - First skull of Peking man found in the caves of Zhoukoudian, 50 km outside of Peking, China. Later dated roughly 750,000 years old.


1976 - Communist revolutionary Fidel Castro becomes President of Cuba, replacing Osvaldo Dorticós Torrado.

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1983: Football quarterback Aaron Rodgers won't be passing on his birthday today!!

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National Mutt Day - Going to RP?? If so, check in with Bernadette at the store to see if there is any dog food to take to Barb's Rescue!!

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🕙Our Tenth Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest 🗓️

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 10th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester

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