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πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

June 21 - ⛱️Summer Solstice🌞

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

A middle-aged couple have just finished having lunch together in the kitchen. The husband, now feeling the heaviness of his meal, heads straight for the couch. Just as he's about to lie down, his wife's voice cuts through the air like a whip. "Oh, no you don't." She barks from the kitchen doorway, her arms crossed tightly over her chest. "The lawn looks like a jungle out there. Get off your lazy butt and mow the lawn." 

     The husband, already half in a days from the food and the thought of a nap, snaps back, "Just give me 20 minutes. I'll get to it after my nap." The husband stubbornly eases himself down on the couch, his body sinking into the cushions. He kicks off his shoes, removes his glasses, and places them on the coffee table with a sigh of exaggerated relief.

     The wife knows that 20 minutes really means 2 hours and when he wakes up, he'll just have another excuse not to mow the lawn. So, she decides to take another approach. "You know, honey," she begins, her voice no longer sharp, but gentle. β€œwithout your glasses, you look just like the same handsome young man I married all those years ago." 

     "Well," says the husband, still desperate to get some shuteye. "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good, too."

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See you tomorrow!!

πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1788 - US Constitution comes into effect when New Hampshire is the 9th state to ratify it

1834 - American inventor and businessman Cyrus McCormick patents the reaping machine

1879 - Frank Winfield Woolworth opens his first successful "Woolworth's Great Five Cent Store" on North Queen Street, Lancaster, Pennsylvania


1948 - Columbia Records unveils the 33-1/3 rpm LP phonograph record, invented by Peter Carl Goldmark, allowing up to 20 minutes per side (available in 10 and 12-inch diameters) at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, NYC; over the next decade, its popularity and profitability push the 78 rpm record out of production.

πŸŽ‚Birthdays:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

1979: Action star Chris Pratt is having a birthday today.

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

National Arizona Day - Which, because it is so hot, we postpone outdoor activities until January… Just Kidding!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video of something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking ahead to the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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