Brace yourselves, Spring Break is coming!!

  • 🏑Home
  • ❓About
  • πŸ“°WNTS Digest
  • πŸ‡²πŸ‡½Mexico Insurance
  • 🍱Deli
  • πŸ›’Groceries & Merch
  • ⛽️Fuel Products
  • πŸš™Storage Facilities
  • πŸ“’Bulletin Board
  • πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈSemper Fidelis, MOH
  • 🐢Pet of the Month🐱
  • πŸ“Blank Forms

πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

March 9

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

Two old friends are sitting on a bench in the park enjoying the sunshine and the gentle breeze. As they reminisce about their younger days, the conversation naturally shifts to the topic of getting older. "You know," says the first man, leaning back and stretching his legs, "women sure have all the luck when it comes to getting older." 

     His friend raises an eyebrow, curious. "What do you mean by that?" he asks, turning to face him.

     "Well," says the man with a sigh. "I can't remember the last time I was able to make love to my wife. My health's been going downhill and it just doesn't seem possible anymore. But my wife, on the other hand, she's healthier than ever." 

     "Healthier? How's that even possible?" his buddy wonders aloud, genuinely puzzled. 

     "Well," the man explains, "She hasn't had a headache in years."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

------------------------------------------------------------

See you tomorrow!!

                                             Slava Ukraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

                                                Elbows Up πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

                                                         Viva πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

                                         FΓ₯ Amerika til at gΓ₯ vΓ¦k πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±

                                        Release the Epstein Files!!

πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1522 - Martin Luther begins preaching his "Invocavit Sermons" in the German city of Wittenberg, reminding citizens to trust God's word rather than violence, helping bring to a close the revolutionary stage of the Reformation.


1776 - Adam Smith publishes the influential economics book "The Wealth of Nations".


1918 - Russian Bolshevik Party is renamed the All-Russian Communist Party.


1933 - Congress is called into a special session by President Franklin D. Roosevelt, beginning its "100 days" during which it passes 77 laws.


1959 - Barbie makes her debut at the American Toy Fair in New York. Over a billion have been sold worldwide since.


1961 - Soviet flight Sputnik 9 carries and returns from orbit a dog named Chernushka (Blackie), frogs, and a guinea pig.


1974 - The last Japanese soldier, a guerrilla operating in the Philippines, surrenders 29 years after World War II ends.

πŸŽ‚Birthdays:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

0000’s: Self-proclaimed famous people I don’t know who have unique names and are having a birthday today:  Suga, Bow Wow, BIG PLUTO, One Squad, YG, JeromeASF, Seraph, India Royale, Somi, ImpulseSV, Fat Rick, Summer de Snoo, and AZ. 

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

National Crab Meat Day - So much trouble for so much little meat but so much delicious!! 

Why NuttsπŸ₯œ

πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

Copyright Β© 2024 The Why Not Travel Store - All Rights Reserved.

Powered by