What the Elf??
What the Elf??
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December 17
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Tenth Year of Publication
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and begin to engage in animated conversation. A lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following. "Emma coma firsta, then I'a come. Then two ass's coma together. I coma once more. Two ass's. They coma together againa. Then I'a coma again and pee twicea. Then I'a coma one last time."
The woman sitting behind them is shocked. "You foulmouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public." "Hey, cool it downa lady," says the man. "Who talking about a sex'a? I'ma just telling my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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1398 - Tamerlane captures and sacks Delhi, defeating Sultan Nasir-ud-Din Mahmud's armies by setting camels loaded with hay alight and charging them at the Sultan's armored elephants.
1788 - Russian army led by Grigory Potemkin assaults and captures the fortress of Ochakov in modern-day Ukraine after a five-month-long siege in one of the major events of the Russo-Turkish War.
1903 - At 10:35 am, Orville Wright pilots the first sustained, powered, and controlled flight of a heavier-than-air aircraft at Kill Devil Hills near Kitty Hawk, North Carolina; the flight lasts 12 seconds and covers 120 feet.
1989 - "The Simpsons," created by Matt Groening, premieres on Fox TV as a full animated series with the episode "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire".
0000: Many famous birthdays today: Pope Francis (b. 1936, killed by JD Vance 2025), Sarah Paulson (b. 1974), Bill Pullman (b. 1971), Eugene Levy (b. 1946).
Wright Brothers Day - On this day many people watched in disbelief… standing in front of the bike shop in Dayton, Oh. wondering why their bike wasn't repaired and why the Wright Bros. were on a beach in North Carolina on vacation.😂

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester