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πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

March 11

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

A highway patrolman is patrolling a busy freeway, keeping an eye out for speeders and reckless drivers. Suddenly, he notices a car zooming past him well above the speed limit. He quickly accelerates, pulling alongside the speeding vehicle. As he looks over, his eyes widen in disbelief. Behind the wheel is a blonde woman completely focused on her task, knitting. 

     The patrolman activates his flashing lights and siren, expecting the driver to pull over immediately. But the woman doesn't even glance in his direction. She's utterly oblivious to the chaos around her. The patrolman can't believe what he's seeing. He continues driving beside her with his lights on and his siren blaring, hoping to get her attention, but she remains unfased. 

     Determined to get her to stop, he rolls down his window, grabs his bullhorn, and shouts, "Pull over!" 

     The blonde finally looks up from her knitting with a confused expression on her face. She seems to process his command for a moment, then shakes her head vigorously. "No," she yells back. "It's a scarf."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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See you tomorrow!!

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1985 - Mikhail Gorbachev replaces Konstantin Chernenko as Soviet leader.


2011 - 9.0 magnitude earthquake strikes 130 km (80 miles) east of Sendai, Japan, triggering a tsunami that kills thousands and causes the second worst nuclear accident in history at Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant.


2018 - China's National People's Congress approves removal of term limits for a leader, allowing Xi Jinping to be president for life.


2020 - COVID-19 declared a pandemic by the head of the World Health Organization Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, after 121,564 cases worldwide and 4,373 deaths.

πŸŽ‚Birthdays:

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1971: Jackass star Johnny Knoxville somehow or another has lived to see another birthday.

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National Worship Of The Tools Day - That's me. Sitting in the front pew!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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