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πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

March 12

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. A strange woman answers. The guy asks, "Hello, who is this?" Confusion evident in his tone.

     "This is the maid," answers the woman. 

     "But we don't have a maid," exclaims the man. 

     "Oh, your wife just hired me this morning," explains the woman. 

     "Well," replies the man. "This is her husband. Can I speak with her?"

     There's a brief pause before the maid responds, her voice a bit hesitant. "Your wife is upstairs in the bedroom with another man. I just assumed it was her husband." 

     Fuming, the man yells, "Listen, go upstairs right now and yell to my wife that her husband just drove up in the driveway." 

     The maid agrees and sets down the phone. Moments later, she picks the phone back up, her voice now frantic. "Sir, I did as you asked, and the man jumped out of the bedroom window and missed the pool." 

     A stunned silence fills the line. The man finally asks, "Pool, is this 3106623?"

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

538 - Witiges, King of the Ostrogoths, ends his siege of Rome and retreats to Ravenna, leaving the city in the hands of the victorious Byzantine general Belisarius.


1455 - First record of Johannes Gutenberg's Bible, a letter dated this day by Enea Silvio Piccolomini refers to the Bible printed a year earlier.

1894 - Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time in a candy store in Vicksburg, Mississippi.


1918 - Fearing foreign invasion, Vladimir Lenin shifts revolutionary Russia's capital from Petrograd (St. Petersburg) to Moscow.


1930 - Mahatma Gandhi begins his famous 200-mile (320 km) protest march against the widely hated British salt tax.


1994 - The Church of England ordains its first 32 female priests at the Bristol Cathedral in Bristol, England.

πŸŽ‚Birthdays:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

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1948: If you know James Taylor then You've Got A Friend. James has a birthday today.

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

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National Girl Scout Day - If they are selling cookies, buy some to support them!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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