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One morning, a woman tiptoes into the kitchen where her husband is peacefully enjoying his morning coffee and reading the newspaper. She sneaks up behind him and without warning gives him a firm slap on the back of his head. 

     Startled, he nearly spills his coffee. "What was that for?" he exclaims, rubbing the back of his head and turning to face her.

     "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she says furiously, waving the crumpled note in front of his face. "You had better have a good explanation." 

     Her husband takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm. "Calm down, honey," he says soothingly. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on." 

     She narrows her eyes, studying his face for any sign of deceit. After a tense moment, she reluctantly nods and walks away, leaving him to his coffee and newspaper. The next morning, just as he's settling into his routine with his cup of coffee, his wife creeps into the kitchen again. With a swift movement, she smacks him on the back of the head once more. He jumps, nearly knocking over his coffee mug. "What was that for?" He complains, turning around to see her standing there with a triumphant look on her face. 

     His wife replies, "Your dog called last night."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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241 BC Battle of the Aegates Islands: Romans sink the Carthaginian fleet, ending the First Punic War
1783 USS Alliance, under Captain Barry, fights and wins the final naval battle of the American Revolutionary War off Cape Canaveral
1861 West African political leader El Hadj Umar Tall seizes the city of Ségou, destroying the Bambara Empire of Mali

1876 - First telephone call: Alexander Graham Bell says, "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you" to his assistant Thomas Watson

1920 Home Rule Act is passed by the British Parliament, dividing Ireland into two parts; it is rejected by the southern counties, where the Anglo-Irish War continues for a year

1945 Deadliest air raid of World War II sets Tokyo on fire after nighttime B-29 bombings; more than 100,000 people die, mostly civilians
1952 Military coup led by General Fulgencio Batista in Cuba
2000 NASDAQ Composite stock market index peaks at 5132.52, signaling the beginning of the end of the dot-com boom.

1862 - The US issues first paper money in the form of $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500 and $1000 notes.

1994: He must be pretty naughty if the Right was up in arms over his Super Bowl appearance. Latino artist Bad Bunny is having a birthday today.

National Pack Your Lunch Day - Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch. They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building. The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death.

     The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom.

     The third worker says, "Bologna, bologna, bologna. If I have bologna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and lo and behold- it's bologna. He joins the other two workers on the ground.

     Later that day, the news station is interviewing the wives of the three workers. The first two workers' wives both react the same way, "If I had known I never would have packed his lunch like that!"

     After much sympathy and condolences they finally get to the third worker's wife to hear what she has to say.

"Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."