I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
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April 24
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
Dave, a seasoned art collector with a taste for the finer things in life, has been having one of those days. Stocks dropping, clients squabbbling, his priceless espresso machine malfunctioning. The phone rings and Dave answers with a sigh. On the other end is his attorney, Paul. "Dave, I've got some good news and well, some bad news, says Paul," choosing his words carefully, knowing Dave's unpredictable temperament.
Dave rubs his temples, already dreading what's next. "Paul, please, I don't think I can take another headache today. Let's start with the good news."
"All right,” says Paul, his tone brimming with excitement. "I met with your wife earlier today. She mentioned making an investment recently. She spent $5,000 on two pictures she's certain will bring in no less than 20 million bucks. And I've seen the work myself. Honestly, I think she could be right."
Dave's eyes light up. For the first time today, he breaks into a grin. "Are you serious? My wife always has an eye for these things. Incredible. She's a genius. I knew I married the right woman." Dave takes a deep breath now feeling invincible. "Okay, I can handle the bad news. Paul, what's the catch?"
There's a pause. Then Paul clears his throat. "Well, Dave, um, about those pictures. They're of you with your secretary."
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Release the Epstein Files!!🗂️
1507 - German cartographer Martin Waldseemüller is the first to use the name America on his world map "Universalis Cosmographia”.
1792 - Guillotine first used in France, executes highwayman Nicolas Pelletier.
🌵1846 - Thornton Affair: Open conflict begins over the disputed border of Texas, triggering the Mexican–American War.
1945 - "Elbe Day" - US and Soviet forces meet at Torgau, Germany on the Elbe River during the invasion of Germany in World War II.
1953 - Francis Crick and James Watson's discovery of the double helix structure of DNA is published in "Nature” magazine.
1954 - Bell Labs announces the first solar battery made from silicon with about 6% efficiency.
1960 - First submerged circumnavigation of Earth is completed by the USS submarine Triton in 60 days and 21 hours.
1990 - Hubble space telescope is placed into orbit by space shuttle Discovery.
1969: We had her at ‘Hello’. Actress Renée Zellweger, is having a birthday today.
National Telephone Day - Come along way since "Mr. Watson, come here—I want to see you"
R.I.P. Dave Mason

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester, 2025