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March 17 - ☘️St. Patty's Day☘️

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

After the summer break, the students return to school and their teacher is eager to hear about their vacation adventures. She stands at the front of the classroom, a warm smile on her face and says, "Class, I'd love to hear all about what you did over the break. Let's start with little Johnny." 

    Little Johnny sits up in his chair. The teacher asks, "So, Johnny, what did you do over the summer?" 

     Johnny, with a hint of pride in his voice, replies, "We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania." 

     The teacher, impressed by Johnny's use of such a complex place name, responds, "Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word. Can you tell the class how to spell Punxsutawney?" 

     Johnny's face suddenly takes on a thoughtful expression. He hesitates, clearly trying to remember the spelling of the long and tricky name. After a moment, he looks up at the teacher with a sheepish grin and says, "Well, come to think of it, we actually went to Ohio."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

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432 - Saint Patrick, aged about 16, is captured by Irish pirates from his home in Great Britain and taken as a slave to Ireland (traditional date).

1845 - The rubber band is patented by Stephen Perry of London.


1861 - Italy is unified into a single kingdom under Victor Emmanuel II following the campaigns led by Giuseppe Garibaldi.

1897 - British boxer Bob Fitzsimmons KOs American champion 'Gentleman' Jim Corbett in the 14th round to win the World Heavyweight title in Carson City, Nevada.


1898 - John Philip Holland achieves a successful test run for the first modern submarine off Staten Island, submerging for 1 hour and 40 minutes.


1905 - Albert Einstein finishes his scientific paper detailing his quantum theory of light, a foundation of modern physics.

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1951: Actor Kurt Russell will be drinking a green beer today to celebrate his birthday.

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St. Patty's Day - He was heard to say" "Enough is enough! I have had it with these MF snakes on this MF Island!"

Why Nutts☘️☘️

πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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