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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral of the story at the end of it and to return the next day to tell their stories in the classroom. 

     The next day Joe gave his example first. "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens one day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a bump in the road the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket." 

     "Very good!" said the teacher. Next it was Mary's turn.

    "We are farmers too. We had 20 eggs waiting to hatch but when they did we only got 10 chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched."

     "Very good!" said the teacher, again very pleased with the response so far. 

     Next it was Little Johnny's turn to tell his story. "My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. "

     "Go on," said the teacher intrigued. 

     So little Johnny continued, "Yeah Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself, then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She dropped 70 of them with a machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she nailed 20 more with the machete until the blade broke, and then she dispatched the last 10 with her bare hands." 

     "Good Heavens!" stammered the horrifying teacher. "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?" 

     Little Johnny replied "Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!!"  

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