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🗞️The WNTS Digest 📰

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

June 12

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

An elderly woman walks into the post office, clutching a package tightly. As she steps in, she glances around and sighs deeply, seeing the long line of people ahead of her. With a huff, she joins the queue, tapping her foot impatiently and glancing at her watch every few minutes. 

     Finally, after what feels like an eternity tour, she reaches the front of the line. The friendly clerk behind the counter greets her with a warm smile. "Good afternoon, ma'am. How can I assist you today?" 

     The elderly woman places the package on the counter with a loud thud, as if she's unloading a great burden. She looks the clerk in the eye and says, "How much will it cost to send this package?" 

     The clerk, maintaining his friendly demeanor, picks up the package and weighs it. "Well, ma'am, we have a couple of options for you. For standard delivery, it'll be $2.30. If you'd like express delivery, that'll be $3.95." 

     The woman, now visibly more impatient, leans forward and says in a louder voice, "Listen here, young man. I don't have all day. Can you just make sure it gets there during my lifetime?" 

     The clerk, unfazed, nods. understandingly and replies, "In that case, ma'am, that'll be 395, please."

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🗓️Today in History

😂Joke of the Day😲

😂Joke of the Day😲

1770 - Patent for the 'Spinning Jenny', the first multiple spinning machine that revolutionizes cotton spinning, is granted to English weaver James Hargreaves.


1830 - Beginning of French colonization of Algeria: 34,000 French soldiers land 27 kilometers west of Algiers at Sidi Ferruch.


1864 - Battle of Trevilian Station, the bloodiest and largest all-cavalry battle of the American Civil War, ends with a Confederate tactical victory and a Union successful retreat in Louisa County, Virginia.


1931 - Al Capone is indicted on 5,000 counts of prohibition violations and perjury.


1942 - Dutch schoolgirl Anne Frank receives her diary as a birthday present in Amsterdam.


1964 - Nelson Mandela is sentenced to life in prison for sabotage in South Africa.


1991 - Boris Yeltsin wins Russia's first presidential election with 57% of the vote.

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1929: Holocaust victim Anne Frank was born on this day.

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National Jerky Day - And who has the best selection of jerky in Why you may ask?? The Why Not of course!!

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🕙Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest 🗓️

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video of something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking ahead to the next ten years!!

- Digester, 2025

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