If you can’t be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin
If you can’t be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin
All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff
May 2
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde teenager, and an old lady find themselves sharing a cramped train compartment as it winds its way through the Alps. Each sits in their seat, stealing occasional glances at one another, but mostly pretending to be absorbed in the scenery or their own thoughts. Every now and then, the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
During one such tunnel, the darkness is absolute. There's a tense silence for a moment and then ’SMACK!!', a loud, resounding slap echoes in the small space. When the train emerges into daylight, the Frenchman is sitting there gingerly rubbing his cheek, which has turned red.
The old lady looks on, her eyes narrowing as she makes her assumptions. "I bet that disgusting Frenchman tried to grope that poor young blonde and she gave him exactly what he deserved." she thinks, feeling a certain satisfaction.
The blonde girl has a similar thought. "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman, still wincing from the sting, is still deep in thought. "I bet that boyish Englishman touched up the innocent girl in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
Meanwhile, the Englishman sitting there with an almost imperceptible smirk playing at his lips thinks to himself, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that bloody French again!"
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1945 - Battle of Berlin ends as the Soviet army storms the capital, forcing German commander of the city, General Helmuth Weidling, to surrender.
1945 - More than 1,000,000 German soldiers officially surrender to the Western Allies in Italy and Austria.
1949 - Arthur Miller wins a Pulitzer Prize for his play "Death of a Salesman”.
1982 - Argentine cruiser General Belgrano is sunk by British submarine HMS Conqueror with the loss of more than 350 men during the Falklands War.
2008 - Cyclone Nargis makes landfall in Myanmar, killing over 130,000 people and leaving millions homeless.
2011 - Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind behind the September 11 attacks and the FBI's most wanted man, is killed by US special forces in Abbottabad, Pakistan.
2018 - New research shows plants "talk" to each other through their roots and the soil in a study on corn published in the journal "PLOS ONE”.
1972: The Rock, actor Dwayne Johnson, is having a birthday today.
Kentucky Derby Day - My money is on Beetlebomb!!

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The ‘Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became “Why Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a ‘Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into ‘Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester, 2025