They should put more wine in a bottle so that two people can share!!
They should put more wine in a bottle so that two people can share!!
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August 31
Established 2015. Celebrating Our Tenth Year of Publication
A man begins his new job as the administrator of an insane asylum. At the end of his orientation, he is asked if he has any questions.
"Yes. How do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?" he asks.
"Well," the director explains, "We just ask them a simple question and based on their response, determine if they need to stay longer."
The director then calls up three patients for a demonstration. He asks the first one, "What is 6 * 6?"
The patient nervously stammers, "1,000."
The director shakes his head. "Incorrect. Give this man six more months."
He then turns to the next patient. This one jumps down and screams, "February."
"Absolutely not," says the director. "Another year for this one."
Finally, he turns to the third patient who looks at him and calmly says, "Well, the answer is obviously 36."
"Yes," exclaims the director. "Give this man his discharge papers. By the way, how did you know that?"
"Easy," replies the patient. "I just divided 1,000 by February."
See you tomorrow!!
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1854 - A major outbreak of cholera occurs in Soho, London; physician John Snow calls it "the most terrible outbreak of cholera which ever occurred in this kingdom."
1888 - The body of Jack the Ripper's first victim, Mary Ann Nichols, is found in Whitechapel in London's East End.
1897 - Thomas Edison patents the Kinetoscope [kinetographic camera], a device that produces moving pictures.
1994 - A Pentium computer running Richard Lang's ChessGenius 2 program defeats world chess champion Garry Kasparov.
1997 - Diana, Princess of Wales, dies in a car crash in a road tunnel in Paris.
1949: Actor Richard Gere has a birthday today.
National Matchmaker Day - Good thing I don't smoke!!
I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didnโt need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.
So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The โWeatherโ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to itsโ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became โWhy Nutts!!โ and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a โQuote of the Dayโ but transitioned that into โJoke of the Dayโ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.
And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!
- Digester