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πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

March 3

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

A visiting professor at Cardiff University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" 

     About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" 

     About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 

     15 students raised their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 

     Three students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever slept with a ghost?" 

     One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. you've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." 

     The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have slept with a ghost." 

     The student replies, "Ghost?? From back there I thought you said Goats!!"

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1861 - Alexander II of Russia signs the Emancipation Manifesto, freeing serfs and granting them full rights as free citizens.


1887 - Anne Sullivan begins teaching 6-year-old blind-deaf Helen Keller.


1917 - First major strike of the Russian "February Revolution" starts at the giant Putilov factory in Petrograd.


1931 - "The Star-Spangled Banner" officially becomes the US national anthem by congressional resolution; lyrics by Francis Scott Key in 1814 are set to John Stafford Smith's 18th-century tune "The Anacreontic Song".


1939 - Mahatma Gandhi begins a fast in Bombay to protest against autocratic rule in India.


1943 - Battle of the Bismarck Sea: Australian and American air forces devastate Japanese navy convoy.


1991 - Los Angeles police officers severely beat motorist Rodney King, the beating is famously captured on amateur video and later leads to riots when the police officers are acquitted.


2005 - Steve Fossett becomes the first person to fly an airplane around the world solo without any stops or refueling, completing a journey of 40,234 km (25,000 miles) in 67 hours and 2 minutes.

πŸŽ‚Birthdays:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

1847: If it wasn't for Alexander Graham Bell inventing a way for us to talk to each other from a distance, that cell phone in our pocket would only be used for texting and Tik Tok. Wait a minute, that's all we use it for now!!

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

πŸͺ…Today's Holiday is:

National Anthem Day - Oh, say can you see...

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester

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