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πŸ—žοΈThe WNTS Digest πŸ“°

All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

February 15


Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

On a bright Saturday afternoon, little Johnny is sitting on a park bench, thoroughly enjoying his day off from school. He has a bag full of candy bars, and he's munching on one after another with great enthusiasm.

     Across from him, an elderly man sitting on another bench watches with growing concern. The man adjusts his glasses and clears his throat, trying to catch Johnny's attention. "Son," the man says in a kindly but firm voice. "You know, eating all that candy isn't good for you. It'll give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." 

     Johnny pauses, a half unwrapped candy bar in his hand, and looks at the man. He considers the unsolicited advice for a moment before responding. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old," Johnny says, his voice full of pride. 

     The elderly man raises his eyebrows, intrigued by this revelation. "Really?" he asks, leaning forward slightly. "Did your grandfather eat six candy bars at a time?" 

     Still munching on a candy bar, Johnny shakes his head and replies, "No, he minded his own freaking business."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

399 BC - Philosopher Socrates is sentenced to death by the city of Athens for corrupting the minds of the youth of the city and for impiety.


590 - Khosrau II, the last great Sasanian king, is crowned King of Persia.


1763 - Austria, Prussia and Saxony sign the Treaty of Hubertusburg, marking the end of the French and Indian War and of the Seven Years' War.


1941 - Duke Ellington and his Orchestra first record "Take the 'A' Train" written by Billy Strayhorn, at RCA Studio in Hollywood, California; it goes on to become his signature tune.


1989 - Soviet military occupation of Afghanistan ends as the last Soviet troops cross the Soviet-Afghan border.


2001 - First draft of the complete human genome is published in the journal "Nature".


2003 - An estimated 6-11 million people around the world take to the streets to protest against war with Iraq.

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1564: Inventor and astronomer Galileo Galilei was born on this day.

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Single's Awareness Day - Yeah so take that you so called happy couples!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester

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