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All opinions in the Digest are expressed solely by the Digester and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Why Not Travel Store, its owners, or its wonderful staff

February 17

Established 2015. Celebrating Our Eleventh Year of Publication

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

Dave lives on a farm in rural Georgia. One day, he gets a call from his friend Randy, who lives in Texas. Randy wants to visit Dave for a few days. So, Dave goes to the airport to pick him up. As they drive back to the farm on a bumpy, dusty country road, a big rabbit suddenly runs across the road in front of Dave's pickup truck. "What was that?" asks Randy. 

     "Oh, that's a rabbit," says Dave. 

     Randy shakes his head in disbelief. "A rabbit? In Texas, our rabbits are as big as that calf over there." 

     They continue driving a bit further when a hunting dog darts across the road chasing a raccoon. Randy asks, "What was that?" 

     "That was a hunting dog," replies Dave. Randy laughs. "A hunting dog? In Texas, our hunting dogs are as big as that cow over there." 

     A little while later, they see a large turtle slowly making its way across the road. Randy points and asks, "What is that?" 

     Dave, without missing a beat, replies, "That's a tick."

(Ba-dum-CHING!) 

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πŸ—“οΈToday in History

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

πŸ˜‚Joke of the Day😲

1568 - Treaty of Adrianople: Representatives of Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian II and Ottoman Sultan Selim II agree to a peace plan ending the war between the Habsburg monarchy and the Ottoman Empire; Maximilian agrees to provide a cash "present" and ruling authority is granted to the Ottomans in Transylvania, Moldavia, and Wallachia.


1865 - Union forces led by William T. Sherman capture the state capital of Columbia, South Carolina. The city is ablaze by nightfall, fanned by high winds devastating much of the city. It is not known which side started the fires.


1876 - Sardines first canned by Julius Wolff in Eastport, Maine.


1972 - British Parliament votes to join the European Economic Community.


2017 - Discovery of a new mostly underwater continent, Zealandia, in the South Pacific is announced in the research journal "GSA Today".

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1991: The Bear's Jeremy Allen White is cooking up a birthday today.

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Fat Tuesday - Laissez les bons temps rouler - Let the good times roll!!

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πŸ•™Our Eleventh Year of Publishing the WNTS Digest πŸ—“οΈ

Memory Lane

WNTS Digest - 11th Anniversary

I started writing The Digest in the third quarter of 2015. I was filling in as temporary General Manager until we could find a permanent one to take over the leadership of the store. I had some time on my hands and was kicking around how to fill it when I remembered an idea I saw in a hotel in Winslow, Az. called La Posada. (Wonderful hotel BTW) In the lobby, they had a chalk board and on it was some simple trivia that happened on that day as well as the weather forecast of sunny, hot, cold rainy or whatever the day was going to bring. I stole some of those ideas and came up with the WNTS Digest. As I was temporarily living at the time in Why, I would spend some time each morning putting together those trivia facts, weather, a cute Pet Picture of the Day from Freekibble.com and an ad hoc picture of something I talked about in the Digest. I would then print the two pages out and tack it to our Bulletin Board in front of the store. The two pictures to the left are from a copy of the Digest that was published in or around February 2016. Eventually we found a permanent GM and I went back to my home in Northern California. A few months later, I was asked to stand up a website for the store and because I didn’t need to be at the site, I was able to do my work in California. When designing the site, I wanted to incorporate the concepts of The Digest. It had paused publication when I moved and here was an opportunity to bring it back in electronic form.  

So, over the years, I made a few changes to the format, but it still has the basic constructs I started out with. The β€˜Weather’ report is now the 'Current Weather' and is displayed as a widget on both the Home Page and The Digest. We kept Today in History, Born on this Day, Today is (national quirky holidays), moved Pet Picture of the Day to its’ own page, which later became a contest for Pet of the Month. The static graphic that referenced something in The Digest became β€œWhy Nutts!!” and transitioned into a YouTube related video to something I referenced in The Digest. We added a β€˜Quote of the Day’ but transitioned that into β€˜Joke of the Day’ after I felt that the quotes were getting to bizarre, even for me.

And that is how we got here and looking for the next ten years!!

- Digester

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