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A tour bus in Egypt stops in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stand surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it's broken. So, he leans over to a local who is squatting down next to his camel. "Do you have the time, sir?" he asks. 

     The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, then raises them up and down. "It's about 2:00," he says. 

     The tourist can't believe what he just saw. He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it's 2:00. He rushes back and tells a few of the fellow tourists, "The man could tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals." 

     One of the doubtful tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time. The same thing happens. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it's done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals. 

     The local says, "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals. Now lift them up in the air. Okay, now look underneath them. Do you see it?" 

     "What am I looking for?" asks the man. 

     The local replies, "There's a clock over there on the wall."

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