The WNTS Digest

“Woke M&M’s have returned,” Carlson said. “The green M&M got her boots back, but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there is also a plus-sized, obese purple M&M.”

Faux Noise opinion host Tucker Carlson commenting and what seems going on too much about nothing on the green M&M losing her sexy hip boots and wearing 'lesbian' sneakers. Some people worried about Tucker maybe fantasizing too much about green... you know doing some weird things to his Tootsie Roll. Anyway, M&M has had enough with ol' Tuck and dumped the whole M&M candy spokesman and are going with Maya Rudolph as their spokesperson. At least she can tell him to 'Go Tuck himself!!'

See you tomorrow!!

                                                  Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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