The WNTS Digest

"That's a great asset — more inflation. What a stupid son of a bitch."

President Joe Biden showing some... actually no restraint on a question from Faux Noise reporter Peter Doocy. Biden was holding a presser about Ukraine when ADHD poster boy Doocy asked him "Do you think inflation is a political liability in the midterms?" Biden miffed that Doocy couldn't stay on topic, mumbled the quote,  but the mic picked it up. Doocy later appeared on Hannity who tried to make it as large as the insurrection, but Doocy was pretty cool about, saying Biden reached out to him a little later and said "It's nothing personal, pal." and told him to keep on asking.  To which Peter, staying in his usual 'I can't focus' form asked “Suppose that you didn’t make your Easter duty and it’s Pentecost Sunday, the last day, and you’re on a ship at sea. And the chaplain goes into a coma! But you wanted to receive. And then it’s Monday, too late… But then you cross the International Date Line! Would that then be a sin then, Father?” Actually, he didn't ask that. George Carlin did!!

 See you tomorrow!!

• 1788:A fleet of ships carrying convicts from England lands at Sydney Cove in Australia. The day is since known as Australia's national day

• 1875: Pinkerton agents, hunting Jesse James, kill his 18-year-old half-brother and seriously injure his mother with a bomb

• 1964: Eighty-four people are arrested in a segregation protest in Atlanta

• 2005: Condoleezza Rice is appointed to the post of Secretary of State. The post makes her the highest ranking African-American woman ever to serve in a U.S. presidential cabinet

• 1955: He was lead guitar on a band that for some reason escapes my mind... just kidding - it was Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen was born on this day.

• National Peanut Brittle Day - Just like onion rings, I like this in moderation, eat one or two and it is very good. Eat a lot and it starts to lose it's attraction.